February 2010
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I can’t do well when I think you’re going to leave, but I know I try
– Empire of the Sun
January 2010
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When they turn their backs on you
You know you messed up….
” John Edwards… isn’t the person I campaigned with back then.”—Sen. John Kerry
This guy is SCUM. If you don’t think politicians are evil take a look at this guys life. Feel free to present it to whomever you are arguing with that does not believe politicians are dicks. It’s full of lies and stuff that will give you a...
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Yeah? Well my school newspaper has a sex column! →
I love that this new column at my school newspaper is sparking up some talk. Really, I am just excited that people are reading the paper. Sometimes I feel like the SUNY Brockport campus literacy rate is…low. We’ll see how the column progresses! Benovic Bradley
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HULU saves the day!
I’m a nerd. I was getting so mad that I was going to miss the State of the Union address because I don’t have a lousy television set. And I didn’t want to bother finding a good channel on JUSTIN. Thankfully our genius friends at HULU are broadcasting it live! Yay! I’ve got one question, is it going to be in 3D?! I’d settle for HD… Just kidding, of course....
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Pants on the Ground !!!
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Revenge in the 21st Century
The scariest type of revenge, I always thought, was the Fatal Attraction-esque stuff. You end up having a fling with some chick who turns out to be a complete psycho and then she terrorizes you, your family and pets. Thanks to Glenn Close, bunny rabbits everywhere are in danger. Enter YaVaughnie Wilkins, mistress of the 21st century. She had an eight year affair with Oracle President and member...
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Coming to a nightmare near you.
So what movie is set to come out on April 30th, two days after my 22nd birthday? The Nightmare on Elm Street remake! Hello! I peeped the trailer on YouTube, and you just have to:
How do you feel about it? I am indifferent. I feel like my mom raised us on crazy, gory, obscene horror movies, and some of the actors in this movie are going to fall short from the original cast. Jackie Earle...
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Is Obama really Osama bin Laden? Evidence Below...
After tons of research on where Osama bin Laden could possibly be, it occurred to me that the government is hiding something from us. The terrorist everybody is seeking out to find is actually our president. It all makes sense.
Back in 2000 and 2001, the government had issued George Bush and Bill Clinton a pawn to play the Bin Laden roll. In 2009 they realized that they don’t need to use...
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Fantastic job opp. for ladies in the ROC →
It’s super Anderson to the rescue! Now with life-saving video camera and silver hair! BenovicBradley
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Song of the day 1/18/2010
Monday, January 18, 2010 Benovic Bradley song of the day…
Horchata - Vampire Weekend Horchata: actually sounds like the most DISGUSTING drink ever. I never know what the lyrics of any of Vampire Weekend’s songs are referring to, thankfully I’ve got Wikipedia to inform me that horchata was considered liquid gold by King Juame I…and now it sounds like some hipster...
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Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
I was really disappointed in myself today. I was riding the bus to Greece and it was full, so I had to sit in the front. Instead of making room for this large person and then this old lady, I kept my seat and continued reading. It’s not like I was intentionally trying to snub them or make them stand…I hadn’t even noticed them get on. But then again, anyone else could say the same...
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Vote or die! →
Don’t forget to vote for your favorite Rochester venues…from chicken wings to where you get your latte in the Best of Metromix Awards! BenovicBradley
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Lookin' good Wegmans →
For anyone that is a regular patron at the East Ave. Wegmans, this news of plans for a new, sprawling store is a God-send. Here in the city, there seem to be 4 options for grocery shopping: the public market (which I love, but hate to trek to in the winter time), the Tops on Winton Road, Price Rite on University, or our cozy, come-vintage Wegmans on East Avenue. Not to mention all of the jobs and...
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Reading=good →
I used to read a lot. I don’t know why I don’t anymore. It’s hard for me to find books that are interesting beyond the first chapter or two. There are tons of books that I want to read, and I purchase books regularly…I love books like I love new headbands, but I’d grimace to come to the realization that books are just a mere accessory to me. That’s why I am glad...
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Cold pizza →
Random Rochesterian rates local pizza joints, each critique complete with comments on the crust, sauce and cheese coverage. I’m reblogging him because for someone who blogs so much, I rarely give props to the blogs that I read myself…which made me feel kind of bad. For a blogosphere, we sure aren’t very supportive of each other…but I love this blog…READ IT! Oh yeah,...
The T.S.A. is getting a little ridic →
The funny part is that the agents actually “got sick” after smelling the dangerous substance. This is why air travel costs a million dollars for the rest of us, because people like this try to sneak honey onto airplanes which makes the security guards “sick” and have to go to hospital, which costs thousands of dollars…and who has to pay those bills back in the cost of...
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Pudgies punished →
Just when you thought the people of the world had better things to do than being vain ignoramuses, CNN posts this article. At least “beautiful” people are aware enough to know when their buddies are “letting themselves go” and then kind enough to tell them to get back on the ball. Just imagine your friends coming up to you after the holidays and saying, “We...